1. johnxdope asked: ou christy youre still alive lol

    No I’m a zombie. Sorry to get your hopes up.

  2. Why am I in love with this? omg. 

    (Source: thedailywhat, via ratchetroger)

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    This will always be my favorite performance forever. Just cause of J-Lo’s reaction. 

    (Source: badtvblog, via leahroseramirez)

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    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    tranniesandgrannies:

    If you don’t press play. You will regret it for the rest of your life.


    Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

    (Source: ije0ma, via netttski)

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    hell0andreas:

    ayeinnoc:

    Is it in the words I say, is it in the things I do
    is there a way to let her know she’s the way I make it through

    Holy shit I love this.

    (Source: jessebarrera)

  6. You can’t remember shit, but your memory seems to clear up every time y’all fuckin.

  7. California weather.

    • Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
    • Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.